1) Acceptance is a Four-Letter Word - Johnny Weir is a half-dolphin shapeshifter
2) The weird figure skating pseudo-werewolf story, or as I like to call it, the Everyone But Scott Hamilton story.
3) Johnny Weir is...uh. Sort of sharing the body/life of a naga, and Evan finds out the hard way. Yeah, I'm not too keen on trying to write this one.
4) Johnny Weir didn't take this coming season off to reinvent himself. He took this season off because he's a fairy and sick (read: fading) and desperately trying to save his own life. Either that, or to get the hell out of the spotlight before he ceases to exist. Stephane figured this out years ago and comes to Johnny's rescue whether he likes it or not.
5) The weird FFVII pseudo-werewolf story.
Yeah. I blame beren_writes.