Just curious

I've been reading silentflux's journal (backwards, of course), and came across something she swiped from idyll. I thought it looked pretty damn interesting, so I'm gonna throw it out to you guys.

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?