Fic: I Want It That Way or Why Todd Doesn't Listen to the Backstreet Boys(SGA)

Title: I Want It That Way, or Why Todd Doesn't Listen to the Backstreet Boys
Author: thefrogg
Rating: PG13-ish
Disclaimer: They aren't mine. I swear.
Summary: Plot bunnies have big nasty pointy teeth. This is one bit. Hard. Also, crack!fic. As if anyone in SGA fandom is surprised.
A/N: This probably doesn't really fit in the SGA timeline anywhere, but in some universe, this is how the Wraith were defeated. (Please note: I pretty much ignore everything after the first handful of Season 5 eps, so.)
( This is so beneath me. )

Comment Fic Roundup

Well, it's not much, but it's here:

024. Not allowed to write a fic where John gets Ronon and Rodney's names tatooed on or removed from his ass.

sabinelagrande might not be allowed to, but apparently I am.  Or at least, Tadd is.

Memes.

From sabinelagrande:

1. Bold the names of people you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of people you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the people who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the people you've never heard of ?
5. Strike the people you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.*
7. Underline the people whom you would rather see having sex with another person.

( Everyone else is doing it so why can't I? )

Also from sabinelagrande:

Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.  Or at least I'll try.  I tend to do pretty well prompted, just not, you know, finishing WIP smutfic.